Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
please stop putting text posts over tv show characters i Beg
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle
i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee